Yeah we are CLUBBERS!!

alright man u all may not believe it but

WE WENT CLUBBING ON SUNDAY!! woohoo!

at phuture? nah too un-cool for the east side boys

at zouk? such a stereotype

at chinablack? dont be racist leh

clueless? let me enlighten u all...

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we went to
the valley

damn cool name rite? haha bet u all swakoos out there dont even know where that is!

"the valley" is located conveniently in the hub of singapore, with alfresco dining in walking distance, coupled with live band performances by our very own local talents. The wide range of cuisines there, from oriental Japanese to western and Indian, though costly, would made any mouth water. Including dogs. TIAOZ.

Exotic fruits are also available! Not your usual apple or orange, but fruits that look intimidating but extremely tasty.

for people on a tight budget, several fast-food restaurants are just in vicinity as well. hence everyone can fill their craves in one way, or another.

Whats more, ‘the valley’ is located near a giant superstore! Well it really is HUGE. It sells everything from the latest ipod to phil’s iporn.

Being as exclusive as it is, ‘the valley’ is located in close proximity to major banks! Wanna spend the night playing slots or poking during poker? U can spend ur life savings and no one would care!

the east side boys as usual are striken with the sian-ness aura. since singapore is a smal country with limited resources, its no wonder that singapore has limited variety of entertainment as well. just as we are cracking our brain for stuffs to do, ratty (name censored for protective reasons) suggested that we shld go clubbing.

what a great idea! and hence the east side boys begin our raunchy escapade and soon, we reached "the valley". one would be totally surprised by the retro exterior, and did we say that we are mesmerized by the azure neon lights above us. but the real deal begins as we walked into da club. greeting us is a smartly-dressed bouncer, with a scantily-dressed woman sitting by the cashier, looking aroused by our prescence. the bouncer demanded that we have to sign up for membership before we can enter the facility. being filthy, loaded, spoilt, and eager boys we
are, we did not hesitate to pay the heavy premiums for our lifetime memberships.



all night long, we danced to the tune of the dota (the "daddies of the arcade" HA i bet u didnt know wats that either!) and the revelled with the CS freestyle. we raved and raved for four hours, with bfang being the most pro dancer cos he got pwned 52 times. thats a record! LAN and music. What more could a guy ask for?






POOL AND HOT CHICKS.

after that we decided to go for some hot stiff pole action. shots were available at $6.60, which is actually quite a decent price. we continued taking shots after shots, and had lotsa fun. And my goodness those chicks playing pool really made our cues harder.










G1 and G2 with gaylord holding his camera phone



let limpeh teach u how to arrange the ball



barry aiming for the kill



goooooooooooooo 3T!



barry posing. for the 141483588524856248690282nd time



jinyong you yang xue yang

Reported by:

barbarry and wanko

ANNOUCEMENT!!!

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN..
with the latest craze of WCG, our resident event organisers ngiap n jy has decided to organise our very own 1S03T-WCG as sort of a farewall to laos pple!!!!

Event 1: Counter-strike SOURCE

Teams of 5 shall vs each other on 3 maps, rotating sides with 10wins are registered. ALL BOYS must take part and girls are welcome to form teams too!

Maps cycled: de_dust
de_cbble
cs_italy

Event 2: Defense of the Ancients (DOTA) 6.26

Teams of 4/5 shall battle it out.


NOTE: losers have to treat the winners dinner at mARina steamboat! (upper limit of $5)

TENTATIVE DATE IS ON THIS SUNDAY !!!!

TodayIsSuchARandomDay

me thinks jinyong is a MONSTERRr he drank 35g of murky thick myoplex today with 70% fibre. "An excellent source of fibre" they say. Looks like somebody's gonna shit a lot today.

=D

psst... this is exciting

Motive: Harry Potter (Digital)
Venue: Orchard Cineleisure
Time: 6pm sharp. Dinner at 530
Date: 23rd November (Tomorrow)

Contact ngps/phil.

wheres the philbonacci lol

why mine brand so weird one? lol i suggest u replace the "S" in suck with "pH"... sounds better! haha and good luck for ppl taking the chem test!!

secrets revealed...

click e picture to SEE clearly

p/s all in e name of fun

[no photoshop was involved but cropping was]

one sianz afternoon...

[edit] The three warriors sexy old boys managed to go WCG today and watched the Canadians do some kickass action on the Australians! now we know they can do something well!(other than skiiing)

We learnt about the Man with the mechanical birdie which has an inbuilt fan (remove excessive heat) and the smokescreen which his pet can shoot at will, from BARRY. WHAT A LEARNING JOURNEY!

anyway jinyong is A LUCKY BOY today, touch him for luck [/edit] -ngp

a dAy iN d0Ta-lAnD

wad do you do when your frens dao u?
wad do you do when you cannot watch WCG? w
ad do you do when u are feeling sian in the afternoon?
me and ngiap have e solution!
we DOTA (albeit aganist computer players)...


after getting sick of getting owned by human players, me and ngiap decided to take the fight to the computer AI! sadly..in the end..we still got THRASHD. Feeling sad and dejected, we decided to seek the help of porno king barry who rejected our plea as he was in the middle of his porn adventure disk 1. Finally, after much riding on high and searching for that feeling, barry was feeling high and joined us in our fight....

do not underestimate the after-effects of porn...this was e outcome...




p/s sry to vivian who was at suntec while we dota-ed

interesting reads

Is anybody happier because you passed his way?

Does anyone remember that you spoke to him today?

The day is almost over, and its toilingtime is through;Is there anyone to utter now a kindlyword to you?

Can you say tonight, in parting withthe day that's slipping fast,That you helped a single brother ofthe many that you passed?

Is a single heart rejoicing over what you did or said?

Does the man who's hopes were fading,Now with the courage look ahead?

Did you waste the day or lose it?Was it well, or sorely spent?

Did you leave a trail of kindness, or ascar of discontent?

As you close your eyes in slumber, doyou think that God will say,You have earned one more tomorrow,by the work you did today?

and all that s paper hype

Name: KOH NGIAP HONG
NRIC: S8839003B

Congratulations.
You have been offered the following S Paper(s):

S Paper 1: Project Work S
S Paper 2: You have a very nice S
S Paper 3: Not enough ah

Total no. of S Paper applied for: 3
Total no. of S Paper allocated: 2