:{1s03t}: tuna, tomatoes and TAUPOK: Yeah we are CLUBBERS!!

alright man u all may not believe it but

WE WENT CLUBBING ON SUNDAY!! woohoo!

at phuture? nah too un-cool for the east side boys

at zouk? such a stereotype

at chinablack? dont be racist leh

clueless? let me enlighten u all...

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we went to
the valley

damn cool name rite? haha bet u all swakoos out there dont even know where that is!

"the valley" is located conveniently in the hub of singapore, with alfresco dining in walking distance, coupled with live band performances by our very own local talents. The wide range of cuisines there, from oriental Japanese to western and Indian, though costly, would made any mouth water. Including dogs. TIAOZ.

Exotic fruits are also available! Not your usual apple or orange, but fruits that look intimidating but extremely tasty.

for people on a tight budget, several fast-food restaurants are just in vicinity as well. hence everyone can fill their craves in one way, or another.

Whats more, ‘the valley’ is located near a giant superstore! Well it really is HUGE. It sells everything from the latest ipod to phil’s iporn.

Being as exclusive as it is, ‘the valley’ is located in close proximity to major banks! Wanna spend the night playing slots or poking during poker? U can spend ur life savings and no one would care!

the east side boys as usual are striken with the sian-ness aura. since singapore is a smal country with limited resources, its no wonder that singapore has limited variety of entertainment as well. just as we are cracking our brain for stuffs to do, ratty (name censored for protective reasons) suggested that we shld go clubbing.

what a great idea! and hence the east side boys begin our raunchy escapade and soon, we reached "the valley". one would be totally surprised by the retro exterior, and did we say that we are mesmerized by the azure neon lights above us. but the real deal begins as we walked into da club. greeting us is a smartly-dressed bouncer, with a scantily-dressed woman sitting by the cashier, looking aroused by our prescence. the bouncer demanded that we have to sign up for membership before we can enter the facility. being filthy, loaded, spoilt, and eager boys we
are, we did not hesitate to pay the heavy premiums for our lifetime memberships.

all night long, we danced to the tune of the dota (the "daddies of the arcade" HA i bet u didnt know wats that either!) and the revelled with the CS freestyle. we raved and raved for four hours, with bfang being the most pro dancer cos he got pwned 52 times. thats a record! LAN and music. What more could a guy ask for?

POOL AND HOT CHICKS.

after that we decided to go for some hot stiff pole action. shots were available at $6.60, which is actually quite a decent price. we continued taking shots after shots, and had lotsa fun. And my goodness those chicks playing pool really made our cues harder.